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Memorial service - Wallaby Scrub Road

The business associates and 1300 dependants of Mr & Mrs R Tinto who come from a palatial establishment in London are invited to attend the funeral of their 185 year old adopted child, Wallaby Scrub Road. Originally known as Great North Road, Wallaby Scrub Road is to be put to death in 2017 for simply being in the way of family plans.

The service will differ in that the child will be dug up and the ashes scattered in the air above Bulga to drift onto the rooftops of the houses as a constant reminder of this much loved and respected local citizen who over many years has given help to weary travellers.

The empty grave-site will be expanded to become a massive void to be known as Lake Rio Toxin and is to be protected in perpetuity under a Ministerial Deed of Agreement as a reminder of the great need to destroy the environment.

The executors and undertaker will be the NSW State Government and the pall bearers will be the Planning Assessment Commission.

The beneficiaries of the death benefits are thought to be the Convict Trail Project which as appointed guardian has abandoned the child, and Singleton Shire Council as legal owners will be forced to accept compensation regardless of its enduring refusal to accept the death penalty judgement.

RIP Wallaby Scrub Road.

This will be a solemn memorial event, please wear black.

July 15, 2016
10am - 11am
Wallaby Scrub Road (cnr Putty Rd), Bulga NSW
Rob McLaughlin · 0405 555 901

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  • Jorge Tlaskal
    rsvped +2 2016-07-14 09:47:02 +1000